Making History with Magical Thinking

Scanning the headlines for Trump news is kind of like driving past the seen of a car crash. You know you shouldn't look but there is something irresistible. Today the Trump administration has their panties in a bundle once again about media correcting Trump and Cohort belief bias. They believe that Trump's inauguration had the biggest crowd turn out ever!!!!!

But those bastards, all the people who just won't let a president indulge in magical thinking,  had to go and say "nuhu." And those bastards had an aerial photo, comparing the crowds of Trump's special day to Obama's special day.

Which can't be true since Trump's special day was the biggest, baddest and bestest ever!

It's really tough for Trump these days. He has to maintain a strangle hold on his biases while being confronted with reality. And he has to endure all this after South Park killed reality. If Trump wasn't president, he'd be like Bridezilla meets  Jerry Springer, gets married and produces a baby.

However, he is president. One that will undo all the things not titled Trump, just to be able to title them Trump.