"Who ordered beauty products from Amazon?" Mrs. K said.
"It's probably mine," I said. Opened the package and held up the Fizzion drop and mop next to my face. "Do you think it will work?"
Everyone gave me a blank stare. Not to be deterred, I added something about dropping and mopping my face. This was greeted with silence so then I held up the stinky stickers next to my face.
"Do I look more beautiful?" I asked.
Everyone died. The joke was that bad.
Mariel R. is an ESL teacher, horse trainer, writer, editor, sporadic blogger, and lover of beer. She lives in South Korea with two cats, three horses, a German Shepherd and 17 chickens.
Bear (Gom in Korean) then (above) now (below)
Geumbi (Goldy in English) R.I.P February, 23, 2018