The Picture guide to my week

Training an intern for GGP. It didn't actually look like this, but man life would be so much better if it did.

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 Hint: my work does not involve levitation. It does involve staring at a computer screen and typing, but that seemed rather redundant since that's what you are doing right now.

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An friends came from out of town so I did weird stuff with them including kissing an Elvis statue.

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I ate 7 lunches

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I didn't eat 7 breakfasts.

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I did eat 10 dinners. (On the days you skip breakfast you can have a second dinner. It's a rule.)

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This is what happened to the intern who didn't do any of the work we agreed upon. (And wasted my time getting trained.) I could have used those three hours to watch reruns of Mash or Gilligan's Island! 

* No interns were harmed in the making of this post. That happened after.

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I read a lot and wrote a lot and did tons of stuff on the computer. (No. It was not porn. Get your mind out of the gutter. I reserve that for Sunday mornings. Sheesh.)

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* Portions of this blog post are entirely untrue.
** Portions of this blog post are entirely true.